beautifuck

so, same day me and Angie were trollin around Macy’s when these little twelve year olds were riding scooters, and one shouted 

so angie shouted

and then they shouted 

and one was all “wait turn around” and they began too follow us

so me and angie were like

so we made our hasty escape up the escalator.

the swag kid ran his scooter into the entrance of the escalator and was like

and then me and angie were like

so we booked it up the escalator into the granny pantie department and i said “PRETEND TO BE A MANNEQUIN” and we hid behind a pillar, and laughed like

but then they discovered our location so we ran once more and they trailed behind shouting “hey girlfriend come back” i dont think he realized there were two of us. 

so we ran down the escalator and out the macy’s and then hid in a photo booth and we watched them burst out the macy’s like 

but we were like 

the end

Angie and I went to the mall today and trolled up the town.

on the way to zee mall we passed by the fine eating establishment le Chili’s. the chili’s by my abode has a window by the kitchen. this window is rather small but was large enough for me and my accomplice to stare through. much like this 

now we waited in the window for quite some time until we were notcied. this bro he was walking through the kitchen without a care in the world until he noticed us at the corner of his eye. he dismissed it because thats what people do when something horrible happens but he returned. this time he glanced through the window and saw us… like this 

after he doubled taked his face was that of sheer horror and confusion. so like any trollin girls.. we booked it. we ran fast.. 

so we trolled about the mall until we decided we should head back. on the way back we conjured a plan to troll this bro once more. when we arrived at the window the blind had been pulled down, an obvious attempt to repell us. but we managed to peek our eyes through the very bottom of the screen. like this….

we didnt wait long this time it seemed the whole kitchen crew was waiting for us. this was three hours after the original troll. this time it took but two seconds for him to notice us. he pointed at us and the whole kitchen crew shot their stares us so once again, we booked it. but the problem was that my flat had fallen off and i was faced with a decision. retrieve the flat in shame or run. i retrieved that bitch in shame, hopefullly unoticed and we ran once more. we hardly made it home on account of our hysterical laughter which was.. much like… this………

all the while laughing, running and screaming “you’ll never catch me alive!”

the end. 

offworldcolonies replied to your photo

Wow coincidence that I just put up a photo of your shirt Lawl*

Stokes-Erin: 

ahaha i know right. what are the odds

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soo awesome!!

Thank you! <3 it took so looonnnggg